10 November, 2009

Some tips..for you..

*Fighting terrorism is like being a goal keeper. You can make hundred brilliant saves, but the only shot people will remember is the one that gets past you.


*Marriage is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and remaining chapter in prose.


*A bachelor is a man, who won’t take a wife to share his life, because he knows that shareholders often become DIRECTORS.


*By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you will become happy. If you get a bad one, you will become a PHILOSOPHER.


*A man is as old as he feels, and a women as old a she looks.


*A women is like your shadow, follow her, she flies, fly from her, she follows.


*A women’s tongue is only three inch long, but it can kill a man six feet high.


*Any man who laughs at women’s clothes has never paid the bill for them.


*Remember that not getting what you want is something a stroke of luck.


*Some wives are like RESOLUTION, easy to make, hard to keep.


*An ARCHEOLOGIST is the best husband a woman can have, the older she gets the more interested he is in her.


# Some definitions..

*Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.


*Cigarette: A pitch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other end.


*Divorce: Future tense of marriage.


*Doctor: A person who kills your ills with his pills and kills you with his bills.


*Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


*Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.


From-my collections..

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