Funny world..

* If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, why are whales fat?

* Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?

* Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white pawn is moved first?

* In our country, we have freedom of speech, then why telephone bills?

* If money doesn't grow as trees then why do banks have branches?

* Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

* Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?

* Why do you still call it building when its already built?

* If its true that we are here to help others, then what others are here for?

* If you aren't suppose to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?

-we are funny people living in a seriously funny world.. :)

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