1st year students of MBBS were attending their first anatomy class.
They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.
The 1st is that -
NEVER BE DISGUSTED REGARDING ANYTHING ABOUT BODY.
After saying this, he insertd his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.
Then he said them to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:
The most important 2nd quality is -
OBSERVATION..
I inserted my middle finger but tasted the Index finger.
Now learn to pay attention..
Moral:
Life is tough, but its a lot tougher when you are not paying attention..
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28 August, 2010
Funny world..
* If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, why are whales fat?
* Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?
* Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white pawn is moved first?
* In our country, we have freedom of speech, then why telephone bills?
* If money doesn't grow as trees then why do banks have branches?
* Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
* Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
* Why do you still call it building when its already built?
* If its true that we are here to help others, then what others are here for?
* If you aren't suppose to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?
-we are funny people living in a seriously funny world.. :)
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* Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?
* Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white pawn is moved first?
* In our country, we have freedom of speech, then why telephone bills?
* If money doesn't grow as trees then why do banks have branches?
* Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
* Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
* Why do you still call it building when its already built?
* If its true that we are here to help others, then what others are here for?
* If you aren't suppose to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?
-we are funny people living in a seriously funny world.. :)
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''Image of MOTHER'' on earth..
''Image of MOTHER'' on earth:
From the first time she saw you, cradled in her arms,
she has loved you more than anyone else in this World..
Remember the time when you were delirious with fever?
She was by your side, night after night, wide awake..
She was the one who combed your hair at an age
when you didn't have a clue about fashion..
When you won any prize at school competition,
she was there, watching silently, with her eyes wet with happiness and pride..
And no matter how big have you grown,
her Sari could always wipe away your fears and tears..
And make you feel a little child again..
You are the star of her eye, the heart of her heart, the reason for her life..
Show that you too feel the same..
Never ever make her sad..
Cheers for mothers..
from my collections..
From the first time she saw you, cradled in her arms,
she has loved you more than anyone else in this World..
Remember the time when you were delirious with fever?
She was by your side, night after night, wide awake..
She was the one who combed your hair at an age
when you didn't have a clue about fashion..
When you won any prize at school competition,
she was there, watching silently, with her eyes wet with happiness and pride..
And no matter how big have you grown,
her Sari could always wipe away your fears and tears..
And make you feel a little child again..
You are the star of her eye, the heart of her heart, the reason for her life..
Show that you too feel the same..
Never ever make her sad..
Cheers for mothers..
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Thank Lord..
Even though, I clutch my blanket and growl when the alarm rings.
Thank you, LORD, that I can hear..
There are many, who are deaf...
Even though, I keep my eyes closed against the morning light as long as possible.
Thank you, LORD, that I can see.
Many are blind...
Even though, I huddle in my bed and put off rising.
Thank you LORD, that I have the strength to rise.
There are many, who bedridden..
Even though, the first hour of my day is hectic, when socks are lost, toast is burned and tempers are short, my siblings are so loud.
Thank you, LORD, for my family..
There r many, who are lonely...
Even though, our breakfast table never looks like the pictures in magazines and the menu is at times balanced.
Thank u, LORD, for the food we have..
There are many, who are hungry...
Even though, the routine of my work is often monotonous..
Thank you, LORD, for the opportunity to work by myself..
There are many, who are not able to work...
THANK LORD...
For everything that you have blessed and kept me away from..

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Thank you, LORD, that I can hear..
There are many, who are deaf...
Even though, I keep my eyes closed against the morning light as long as possible.
Thank you, LORD, that I can see.
Many are blind...
Even though, I huddle in my bed and put off rising.
Thank you LORD, that I have the strength to rise.
There are many, who bedridden..
Even though, the first hour of my day is hectic, when socks are lost, toast is burned and tempers are short, my siblings are so loud.
Thank you, LORD, for my family..
There r many, who are lonely...
Even though, our breakfast table never looks like the pictures in magazines and the menu is at times balanced.
Thank u, LORD, for the food we have..
There are many, who are hungry...
Even though, the routine of my work is often monotonous..
Thank you, LORD, for the opportunity to work by myself..
There are many, who are not able to work...
THANK LORD...
For everything that you have blessed and kept me away from..

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India - God's precious gift..
GOD was in the process of creating the universe.
And He was explaining his subordinates..
"Look.. everything should be in balance.For every 10 deers there should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels,
here is the country of the United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time, I have given them insecurity and tension..
And here is Africa.
I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.
And here is South America.
I have given them lots of forests.
But at the same time I have given them lesser land..so that they would have to cutoff the forests..
So.. you see fellows, everything should be in balance.."
One of the angels asked.."God, which is this beautiful country here?"
God said "Ahah..that is the crown piece of all.
INDIA..
My most precious creation.
They have understanding and friendly people.
sparkling streams, serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heaart of gold."
The angel was quite surprised.."But God.. you said everything should be in balance"
God replied "Look at the neighbours I gave them"!!
Salute for those who gave their life for our freedom..
from my collections..
And He was explaining his subordinates..
"Look.. everything should be in balance.For every 10 deers there should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels,
here is the country of the United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time, I have given them insecurity and tension..
And here is Africa.
I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.
And here is South America.
I have given them lots of forests.
But at the same time I have given them lesser land..so that they would have to cutoff the forests..
So.. you see fellows, everything should be in balance.."
One of the angels asked.."God, which is this beautiful country here?"
God said "Ahah..that is the crown piece of all.
INDIA..
My most precious creation.
They have understanding and friendly people.
sparkling streams, serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heaart of gold."
The angel was quite surprised.."But God.. you said everything should be in balance"
God replied "Look at the neighbours I gave them"!!
Salute for those who gave their life for our freedom..
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A true story..
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof : Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God.. ..
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son...Have you ever
seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat . We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. )
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir.... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. ..and if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?....
this is a true story, and the student was none other than...
Dr.APJ Abdul Kalam, former President of India..

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27 August, 2010
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